Look For The Silver Lining
Snap Into A Raputre *Actual Photo From Heaven* So…I’m still here. And trust me, at 6PM, I was praying for Jesus to be on time because I was dealing with a table from hell. (They found our Diet Coke to...
View ArticleI’m Just A Poor Girl, Nobody Loves Me
Story of my life. So…I already hate this post and I’m 8 words into it. The topic for day 3 is your first love. Blergh. Please know that this guy is a steaming pile of dog crap in human form. (SPOILER...
View ArticleMy Jam-a-Lam
So…it won’t come as a surprise to anyone that anything by Mick Jagger didn’t make it onto the list of songs that inspire me. I don’t know about inspiring, inspiring songs are typically slow and lame,...
View ArticleTough Crowd
If Mona Lisa would have had this pizza, her smile would’ve been more impressive. So…it was still raining on day three of our trip but I didn’t care. I was in a great mood because we were going to the...
View ArticleMy Smile Still Stays On
Does this look like someone who’s completely disappointed? Give me an Oscar already. So…Harry’s cousin, Matt, is back from the Army, and after two and a half years, I got to see my pals again!...
View ArticleKing Mercury
So…today is International Freddie For a Day. It’s basically a day to remember what a complete bad ass Freddie Mercury was and raise awareness for AIDS…even though I’m pretty sure EVERYONE knows about...
View ArticleI’m Going Slightly Mad
So…for the past year I’ve been learning a trade so I can write more and smell like pizza and kid farts less. At this “institution”…which it totally felt like that to me when my time was coming to an...
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